This article was written on Thursday 24th June @ 7pm:

My very proud Mum just called me to point out that, as a Sydneysider, I am now led by a "clean sweep" of women:

Clover Moore is the Mayor

Kristina Keneally is the State Premier

Professor Marie Bashir is the State Governor

Julia Gillard is the Prime Minister

The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School

By the time you're 30, you'll be hit with the crushing truth of just how much the grownups didn't teach you when you were in school. And, while liberals and conservatives haggle over whether public schools need more funding or more lessons on the Ten Commandments, we think all can agree there are some very basic, useful things that our children really, really should know.

Therefore when Cracked starts its line of private schools, know that your kids won't graduate without having passed...

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